A Note from the Bureau Chief
The Green Tomato Classifieds section is produced each Thursday with the same commitment to accuracy and completeness that governs our news coverage. All listings are submitted by members of the Calhoun County community and are published as received, subject to review for clarity and length.
Submission volume for the current edition was, in the assessment of this Bureau Chief, consistent with prior weeks. Readers will note the addition of a Personals category, which was introduced following sustained community interest. The listings in that section are presented in good faith. The Green Tomato does not perform background checks.
— Buford Tatum, Bureau Chief
For Sale
Riding lawnmower, John Deere. Runs good. Needs new blade. Call for price.
256-555-0101
Two (2) deer stands, ladder type. Good condition. $150 for both.
256-555-0102
Hot tub, lightly used, one season. Cover included. You haul. $500.
256-555-0103
Genuine oak church pew. Holds six, minor stain. Very heavy. Best offer.
[Editor's note: This reporter has verified the pew is oak. The stain is on the right end, fourth seat from the aisle. It does not appear to be blood.]
256-555-0104
1997 Buick LeSabre. Runs. AC works sometimes. New floor mats. $1,200 firm.
256-555-0105
Upright piano, walnut finish, needs tuning, one sticky key (G above middle C). Free to anyone who can move it.
[Editor's note: The Green Tomato has confirmed the piano is on the second floor. Seller has a partial staircase. Prospective buyers are encouraged to assess the situation before committing.]
256-555-0106
Collection of Reader's Digest condensed books, 1971–1989. Complete run. $20 for all.
256-555-0107
Metal detector, Bounty Hunter brand. Used twice. Bag of items found included at no charge.
256-555-0108
Wanted
Looking for someone who knows how to fix a 1994 Ford F-150. Not a mechanic, just someone who has done it before. Call after 5.
256-555-0110
Need old barn wood for a project. Will come and get it.
256-555-0111
Seeking a used chest freezer, working condition. Size does not matter but prefer large.
256-555-0112
Looking for anyone who remembers the Winn-Dixie on Quintard. Not to buy anything, just to talk.
256-555-0113
Services
Stump removal. Will remove your stump. Call Earl.
256-555-0120
Notary public. Also cuts hair. Weekends only.
256-555-0121
Will clean your gutters. Price depends on house. Free estimates.
256-555-0122
Gospel piano lessons. All ages, all levels. First lesson free. Hymns only.
256-555-0123
Pressure washing. Driveways, decks, porches, one concrete chicken. References available.
[Editor's note: This reporter did not ask about the concrete chicken. It is in the listing. The Green Tomato presents it without further context.]
256-555-0124
Pets
FREE: Chickens. All of them. Please.
256-555-0130
Lost dog, brown with white spots. Answers to 'Buddy'. Reward.
256-555-0131
AKC registered beagle puppies, 8 weeks, first shots done. $250 each. Four available.
256-555-0132
Indoor cat, name Wishbone, 11 years old, good health, needs new home, reasons personal. Very affectionate once trust established.
256-555-0133
Community Notices
Oxford First Baptist Spaghetti Dinner postponed until further notice due to circumstances. Plates still $8.
256-555-0140
The annual Saks craft fair is looking for vendors. Tables are $20.
256-555-0141
Calhoun County Genealogy Society meets second Tuesday, Anniston Public Library, Room C. New members welcome. Bring what you have.
256-555-0142
Anyone with information about the missing lawn jockey from 211 Leighton Ave, please call. No questions asked.
256-555-0143
Personals
SWM, 58, Oxford area, enjoys fishing, church, and the Braves. Looking for a woman who is not complicated. Must like dogs. Mine is named Patriot.
256-555-0150
Retired schoolteacher, Anniston, seeks companion for dinners and possibly travel. I have been to Gatlinburg twice and would go again.
[Editor's note: This reporter found this listing to be among the most specific and reasonable submitted this week. The Green Tomato wishes the advertiser well.]
256-555-0151
Man, early 60s, Oxford, former deacon, currently between churches. Not looking for anything serious. Likes quiet evenings. Has a boat but rarely uses it.
256-555-0152