The Green Tomato

Alabama's Most Trusted News Source Since Recently

Vol. I, No. 31 · Calhoun County, Alabama · Saturday, May 2, 2026

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★ BREAKING: CALHOUN COUNTY COMMISSION CLEARS FULL AGENDA ★ DEVELOPING: OXFORD MAN STILL FROM OXFORD ★ RAPTOR RUN INVESTIGATION ONGOING ★ MUMMY DESCRIBED AS STABLE ★ DOLLAR GENERAL CALLED "COMPLEMENTARY" ★ GT NOW COVERING ALL 67 COUNTIES ★ ALDOT ANNOUNCES COMPLETION ESTIMATE ★ GOVERNOR IVEY ISSUES STATEMENT ★
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Official Green Tomato Merchandise — Coming Soon. The store is currently being stocked. Check back shortly. The Green Tomato is not responsible for the anticipation this page has generated.
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Raptor Run Survivor Tee

Raptor Run Survivor Tee

$24.99

Limited edition commemorative tee from the 2026 Anniston Raptor Run 5K. Vintage distressed design. Participation medals are pending.

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Official Font of Anniston Tee

Official Font of Anniston Tee

$24.99

Commemorating the ongoing debate. Heather gray. Because some things deserve documentation.

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Green Tomato Staff Tee

Green Tomato Staff Tee

$22.99

Blackletter masthead. Pixel tomato. 'Calhoun County’s Most Trusted News Source Since Recently.' Wear it with the confidence of a man who has filed a story.

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Model City Civic Seal Tee

Model City Civic Seal Tee

$22.99

Anniston, Alabama. Founding Year. Status Under Review. Official seal graphic. Wear it proudly or ironically — we cannot tell the difference from here.

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Custom orders? Contact the Bureau Chief at buford_tatum@aol.com. Response time: when we get to it.

All designs are original works of The Green Tomato. Any resemblance to actual civic institutions is purely satirical.